Dear reader,
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Another witty ditty from yours truly on the topic of merkins. Hopefully, you will have realised that this is the painfully facile level I operate on, and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future.
Mabel and her merkin.
Mabel wore a merkin
It didn’t really fit her
Sometimes at work when she sat down
It slipped right up her sh*tter
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