A conversation with an ex-colleague has inspired me to try my hand at writing poetry….
First Love.
My first crush was Aqua Marina from Stingray. Voted TV’s hottest marionette in a 1964…
Armpit Beard Threat Neutralized.
This morning a cursory pre-shower glance in the bathroom mirror revealed that insurgent groups of…
Me and Esteban’s wicked shopping trolley.
A supermarket bromance. For the benefit of non-linguist readers, the Spanish dialogue and text message…
Better bald or broke?
A later mid-life quandary. Minor panic ensued in the shower recently. I was washing my…
A footballing and swearing legend.
“Ullo, ullo, it’s Frankie Wortho!” As a teenager in the early 1970s, Frank Worthington was…