This morning a cursory pre-shower glance in the bathroom mirror revealed that insurgent groups of underarm hair had banded together to create a feeble yet most disturbing ‘wispy beard’ effect that appeared adjacent to both pectorals when my arms were lowered.
Deeply distressed by this blemish on my otherwise flawless man of a certain age upper body area, I swiftly took steps to remove the offending hair and thereby restore aesthetic order to the affected region.
Abrasions and scratches acquired in carrying out this task should hopefully heal quickly and allow me sometime soon, to lower my arms without it smarting, as I’ve got stuff to do later.