Esteemed reader,
The following is a paid for promotion from our sponsor, my good pal and CEO of Minja Merkins.™ Willy Burns.
Sadly, they just keep coming.
Mabel’s merkin (2) by Timmeh!
Mabel wore a merkin
A hairy thing she named Annie
Each day she’d carefully shave her beard
Then pop it on her fanny
A late developer on many levels, aspiring Lotto winner Timmeh styles himself as an urbane glottologist, a dilettante and a general foozler. Charged with a mission to bring the joy of learning a foreign language to the masses, he has roundly failed to do so. He is currently dealing with “personal issues” relating to his unhealthy affection for grilled Turkish meat products. Prone to outbursts of verbal diarrhoea, he nonetheless still solidly identifies as continent gusset-wise. He is blogging as a form of catharsis. A late developer on many levels, aspiring Lotto winner Timmeh styles himself as an urbane glottologist, a dilettante and a general foozler. Charged with a mission to bring the joy of learning a foreign language to the masses, he has roundly failed to do so. He is currently dealing with “personal issues” relating to his unhealthy affection for grilled Turkish meat products. Prone to outbursts of verbal diarrhoea, he nonetheless still solidly identifies as continent gusset-wise. He is blogging as a form of catharsis.